I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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