There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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