Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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