You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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