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  • 88 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:36am

    A snow day?!?!? Get these fucking douchebag teenagers off of this site!!!!! A fucking snow day?!?! REALLY tfln MODS??!?!

  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:27am

    And it worked even though you used the wrong code? Idk whether thats a fail or win. All i know is, your mom is a major shithead

  • 78 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:30am

    You people are so uptight and lame. Like you're so much cooler for going on this site and saying shit is fake and making fun of someone for being younger, Losers.

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:01am

    This text isn't even remotely interesting...let alone funny or entertaining.

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:45am

    ohhhh high school... ::sigh:: when you still had to answer to your parents....

  • 85 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:58am

    It's *67 you stupid high school piece of dog cock. I hate kids.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:33am

    How is this even a tfln? It's barely worthy of a mlia ffs!

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:03am

    You mean *67? (good job though)

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:16pm

    im sorry but wouldn't your mom recognize your voice? and what will you do when the school calls to say you weren't there? and most parents would be smart enough to look at caller id and if it wasn't your school's number then no parent would be that stupid to beleive this shit....i feel sorry for you

  • 80 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:08am

    did your mom really think the principal would bother to call the parents of every single kid at the school?

  • 57 47
    Submitted by ogamod on Jul 13, 10 at 2:32am

    So if I'm trying to hide a number I use *69, right? Or is it *67? I'm not entirely sure.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:51am

    6:17 -Kid, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.-- I love you. Perfect response to this.

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:51pm

    There is nothing amazing or awesome about this text. The whole thing is obviously a lie, and I feel sorry that the little hick thought it was funny enough to post.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:38pm

    No 12:40, my fat dang ftw, *67 is a close second

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:23pm

    Hahahahaha yeah right too bad it's *67

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:32pm

    It's *67 incase everyone was wondering. This is fake. TFLN STAFF

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:42pm

    Are you serious tfln? Since when do you put up texts from 13 year olds? It's *67 anyways.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:21am

    Perfect. I don't care if this kid is 7 years old. It's still fucking great

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:05am

    I thought it was *67?

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:17pm

    Alright everybody, well I think we now know the difference between *67 and *69... glad that's been cleared up for me so, so many times.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by lucky26 on Oct 24, 10 at 4:41pm

    That's funny Matt because your mom and I 69ed the other day

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:52pm

    wait i don't think everyone got the message yet... it's *67

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:17am

    Kid, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:40pm

    This text is full of win.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:12am

    Wow. You get a day off school. Not like you need to learn anything else as you are clearly a Rhodes Scholar.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:14am

    You are a lying piece of shit!! Go fuck yourself

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:51am

    Oh dont hate. im pretty sure the kid ment *67. but still. if its true i say score. when i was in highschool we got a phonecall for snowdays. (true it was a recording )

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:23am

    7:21 I could not have said it better

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:20pm

    Tito call your mom and say you suck Tito's dick. She believe

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:57am

    9:30 is 13....14 tops. Have fun smoking candy cigarettes this weekend, nitwit!

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:19am

    And I'm just guessing you more mature 20-something year olds were never teenagers? Leave the kid alone. So what if they messed up with the *67 or *69, I honestly don't think the Sun will stop rising in the mornings because of it.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:35pm

    Omg! Like this is sooooooo funny! Like omg! ...really, tfln? What happened to the concept of drunk/party texts that were actually funny? This is just retarded.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:16am

    How did this make it on? Twelve year olds shouldn't be here

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:55am

    Wait, I'm not sure I get it. Is it *67 or *69? can someone please clear this up for me? No one seems to be paying attention to which *6 something was used.

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:12am

    Mat u are a fucking genius. God bless u in everything u do! I am SOO gonna use this later

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:56am

    Fake. *67 is to block a number. *69 is used to find out who was the last person to call you. Douche

  • 41 47
    Submitted by blujoojoo on Jan 23, 11 at 3:40am

    Buh! *67.... that shit ain't cute.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:58pm

    *69 is the callback number.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:17am

    6:36... they said they did it for "Matt," not themselves. It was probably a college kid tryin to help out their little brother.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:20pm

    Your a dumbass because it's *67 prooving that your mom is to stupid to read caller Id or your lieing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:41pm

    Fuckin preteens. I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't a load of bull. Hell, I've posted some odd stuff online over the years, even as a kid. But this is just retarded.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:02am

    Fake. You idiot it's *67 not *69, that's call back.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by anonmyous on Dec 18, 10 at 11:35pm

    That's awkward 'cause *69 is the call back number.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:19pm

    Who gives a fuck if it's made up it's still funny

  • 46 70
    Submitted by bbbberto22 on Mar 3, 10 at 12:01am

    *67 douche

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:49am

    It's *67

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:18pm

    Ha, I wonder what was on his mind......

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:32am

    6:08, that's why it's funnnnnyyyyyy!!!!

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:44am

    "remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night?" if this is it, i'm sorry for your life.

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:25am

    *69 is a call back to the previous numbers, dumb asses. It makes it funnier.

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:29pm

    Ya if your gonna fake a tfln at least get the right number. *69 lol....fuckin loser.

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:17pm

    Haha, don't you mean *67?

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:05am

    This is amazing!! --The Admiral

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:43am

    Your dumb 10:56.... *67 is to hide the number not block it.... Idiot

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:11am

    8:12 just make sure you do it correctly. *67 it.