i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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