508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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