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    Submitted by hunnietomybee on May 2, 10 at 11:20am

    that actually sounds pretty good. its like having spiked mint tea with a donut!

  • 68 45
    Submitted by KungFuMunkeyz on May 3, 10 at 10:29am

    Mojitos and derby have nothing to do with each other. If you're gonna do it, at least do it right and drink Mint Juleps

  • 64 47
    Submitted by cwelkman on May 3, 10 at 6:49am

    It's mint julips not mijotos dumbass.

  • 60 50
    Submitted by molsbee on May 2, 10 at 6:52pm

    WTF do donuts

  • 63 59
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 2, 10 at 10:57am

    The Derby is in my city! I know one of the trainers!!

  • 55 47
    Submitted by candi_ams on May 2, 10 at 5:06pm

    LOVE that this is St. Pete!! I celebrated the derby yesterday too!! Cap'n crunch with mimosas!

  • 57 53
    Submitted by gil on May 2, 10 at 10:54am

    Derby sucked this year. Damn rain.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 2, 10 at 12:31pm

    Or a mojito IN a jelly donut

  • 54 55
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 2, 10 at 2:23pm

    The fact that you said "helloooooo" ruined any chance this text had at being funny.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by lyssloves20 on May 2, 10 at 5:22pm

    Sounds prettytasty did u win?

  • 53 59
    Submitted by RAGZ on May 2, 10 at 6:40pm

    heelllooo alcoholism