Non-Jews are for practice
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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