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You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Sext me about skeletons
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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