after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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