This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
