well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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