Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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