Are we in a gay sports bar?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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