Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
