just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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