just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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