You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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