called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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