i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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