i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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