she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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