handjob tips. give me some.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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