If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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