can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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