Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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