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  • 99 80
    Submitted by stackjr on Jun 24, 11 at 3:05pm

    This is like the 10th TFLN I've read that is stolen straight from Tucker Max stories.

  • 97 97
    Submitted by Solemnsky on Jun 26, 11 at 9:16pm

    SHOULD HAVE been? Why wasn't it??

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 24, 11 at 12:55pm

    Licking banana-flavored assholes can certainly lead to shit in one's hair.

  • 83 94
    Submitted by kirafish7 on Jun 24, 11 at 12:34pm

    How about working in a nursing home?

  • 76 86
    Submitted by thedood on Jun 26, 11 at 1:42am

    The IT Crowd did something very similar to this text. Just sayin.

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Jewinmyshoe on Jun 24, 11 at 11:32am

    Having an ichy head while wiping.

  • Submitted by Jenny54403 on Jun 24, 11 at 5:41pm


  • Submitted by MightyAntlers on Jun 24, 11 at 7:11pm

    There is a lot of math that can explain it. Unfortunately, i am bad at math so i can't help ya.