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  • if it smells like fish, eat all you wish; if it smells like cologne, leave it alone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Do you like fishdicks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:00pm
  • You guys got a double standard. Sometimes your short little wanks smell like the inside of a shoe. Take a bath every once in awhile filthy jerks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:18am
    • lol its true i smashed twice yesterday and i havent showered in a good 6 days:)

      Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 11:30pm
  • "active" What does that mean? Some kind of weapon? While active it can't be jarred else she risks the safety oh all those around less it goes off. I like my version more. Smells better, don'tcha think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:06am
  • PU, something stinks around here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:32pm
  • first 12:23 is right. vaginae are supposed to smell like fish when she's ovulating..which is usually 10 days a month. add that to a 7 day period....unless you fall on one of the 13 out of 30 days you're either getting a fillet or bloody steak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Hey stinky pussy feels good too! Now be a man, clothes pin it, and fuck that smelly twat!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30pm
  • 12:40--FTW...is a honeymoon supposed to put a ton of miles on the odometer? Funnier than the original text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:12pm
  • She wouldn't point out she smells bad, or blame that on being a slut. This is retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:02am
  • I love how Sven the Fisherman likes fishy pussy. Made me lol irl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Bacterial vaginosis anyone!!!??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:55pm
  • No girl would say this, ever. It would only smell like fish due to some sort of infection. It didn't even smell after my honeymoon. This is retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:40pm
  • my vagina smells like fresh cut grass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:28pm
  • hi poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Bv...yeah, cut down on the partners and use some condoms!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:02am
  • and then she said "let me say something really slutty/disgusting even though it isn't funny at all and you can post it on TFLN and everyone will think im a nasty whore"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Hahaha so fucking gross. I hope you didn't dive in after hearing that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:49pm
  • This has 12 thumbs up...who would give this a thumbs up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:56pm
  • That's nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:29pm
  • That's gross 6:45!! Now go wash your hands this instant!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Why are so many vagina smell texts posted here? It doesn't smell, it certainly doesn't smell bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:03pm
  • believe it or not, that smell is normal. so.. sorry guys, get used to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:41pm
  • So the pussy smells. Stick it in her ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:50pm
  • nobody can spell disgusting correctly on this site apparently...1:25 I'm looking at you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:44am
  • eww sounds like a yeast infection or chlamydia.... that girl needs to learn the only place a guy wants his tuna is from the grocery store in a starkist can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Actively infected!!! Bwahhahaha!!! Nice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:29pm
  • This was Samantha Paytons vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:28am
  • Been there before. That's heinous!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30pm
  • I Worship 8:26 hahahh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:54am
  • Tell the dirty bitch to use a condom once in a while. Active means full of some other dudes' spooge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:54pm
  • is 4:19 retarded??? poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:03pm
  • She needs lots of water, lots of cranberry juice and some monistat, cause that is NASTY! No self respecting female would ever let that happen to herself, she MUST be a loose one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:49pm
  • ugh GROSS no girl would say that!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Can someone hand me the bleach so I can clean this stank up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:01pm
  • What's active?? The herpes?? Wash yr vag bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30pm
  • as long as you bread it with breadcrumbs u can eat it

    Submitted by magnificentmikey on Apr 13, 11 at 1:34pm
  • I love smelly vag! It's nice to be able to smell the stink on my fingers a day or two after the conquest ends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Actively breeding bacteria?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:08pm
  • SARA DUCKETT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 3:38pm
  • you mean fishdicks like the stink from a rotten fish vagina that transfers to your fingers or dick and can't get off for days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:20pm
  • I knew that's how to describe the smell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:50pm
  • ()€======================3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:24am
  • That's disgusting....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:57am
  • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:14am
  • Haha Lafayette is so gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:16am
  • definitely BV! umm 4:17, smelling like fish down there is NOT natural. it does have different smells depending on where in the cycle a girl is, but fish smell isnt right. thats BV. and girls can get BV from other things besides fucking. thongs, soap, and even hot tubs can cause it. why any girl would actually let someone anywhere near a fishy vajayjay is beyond me. thats just skanky. bitch needs to take some antibiotics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:06am
  • eat it like a fish taco

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Dats tha nastiest thanggg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Fake fake fakey fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:49pm
  • active? what is her vag, yeast? ok that's not good.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:28pm
  • Haha does this smell infected ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:56am
  • Lmao @ the actively infected!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:02pm
  • That fuckin raunchy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Third!!!!!!!!!1!12!11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:23pm
  • def alex golden's vag. or so I've heard..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:28pm
  • 4:17 - YOUR vag obviously SMELLS. I am a woman and no it is not EVER supposed to small like fish, that is gross! It's not supposed to smell like anything except skin, because that's what it is. Guys, if you meet a girl and her vag smells like fish, RUN and run far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:13pm
  • thats fuckin sick

    Submitted by lyndsyalyce on Mar 10, 10 at 9:49pm
  • Ohh and this is from my area code..grossss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Oh fuck me, that's repulsive. Goooorf.

    Submitted by KB616 on Sep 21, 11 at 7:40am
  • I love the smell of fishy pussy in the morning!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:39pm
  • So fucking gross. There are so many ways to fix that. Nasty Skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:29am
  • Fishy smell unprotected sex = AIDS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:19pm
  • *moans* YESS. Insert your dick into ovef and over and over. YESSS!!! HARDER! LICK MY FISH SMELLING PUSSY!!!!! Well that what his night looked like^^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:17am
  • I'm going to fucking throw up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:59am
  • Woaahhhh. . . .skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:57pm
  • Yea, its pretty active......... An active case of Herpes and the Clap!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Fuck this stupid shit you oprah Winfrey want to be twat licking skank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:54pm
  • The gross part is that a girl would say this, not the fact that she actually smells like fish (although if there was a chance I was having sex I would do everything I could to make sure I didn't smell like fish, or just not have sex).

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 10, 12 at 12:58am
  • 1:17, are you a virgin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:11am
  • My bf said mine smelled like a fish market once. Oops!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:35am
  • My Penis is Infected

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:34pm