And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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if it smells like fish, eat all you wish; if it smells like cologne, leave it alone!
Do you like fishdicks?
"active" What does that mean? Some kind of weapon? While active it can't be jarred else she risks the safety oh all those around less it goes off. I like my version more. Smells better, don'tcha think.
You guys got a double standard. Sometimes your short little wanks smell like the inside of a shoe. Take a bath every once in awhile filthy jerks.
lol its true i smashed twice yesterday and i havent showered in a good 6 days:)
first 12:23 is right.
vaginae are supposed to smell like fish when she's ovulating..which is usually 10 days a month. add that to a 7 day period....unless you fall on one of the 13 out of 30 days you're either getting a fillet or bloody steak.
PU, something stinks around here...
She wouldn't point out she smells bad, or blame that on being a slut. This is retarded.
Hey stinky pussy feels good too! Now be a man, clothes pin it, and fuck that smelly twat!!!
12:40--FTW...is a honeymoon supposed to put a ton of miles on the odometer? Funnier than the original text
No girl would say this, ever.
It would only smell like fish due to some sort of infection.
It didn't even smell after my honeymoon. This is retarded.
Bacterial vaginosis anyone!!!??
and then she said "let me say something really slutty/disgusting even though it isn't funny at all and you can post it on TFLN and everyone will think im a nasty whore"
my vagina smells like fresh cut grass
I love how Sven the Fisherman likes fishy pussy. Made me lol irl
Bv...yeah, cut down on the partners and use some condoms!
Hahaha so fucking gross. I hope you didn't dive in after hearing that one
This has 12 thumbs up...who would give this a thumbs up?
eww sounds like a yeast infection or chlamydia.... that girl needs to learn the only place a guy wants his tuna is from the grocery store in a starkist can
That's gross 6:45!! Now go wash your hands this instant!
So the pussy smells. Stick it in her ass
Why are so many vagina smell texts posted here? It doesn't smell, it certainly doesn't smell bad.
nobody can spell disgusting correctly on this site apparently...1:25 I'm looking at you
She needs lots of water, lots of cranberry juice and some monistat, cause that is NASTY! No self respecting female would ever let that happen to herself, she MUST be a loose one...
Actively infected!!! Bwahhahaha!!! Nice!
believe it or not, that smell is normal. so.. sorry guys, get used to it.
Been there before. That's heinous!
I Worship 8:26 hahahh
Tell the dirty bitch to use a condom once in a while. Active means full of some other dudes' spooge.
is 4:19 retarded???
definitely BV! umm 4:17, smelling like fish down there is NOT natural. it does have different smells depending on where in the cycle a girl is, but fish smell isnt right. thats BV. and girls can get BV from other things besides fucking. thongs, soap, and even hot tubs can cause it. why any girl would actually let someone anywhere near a fishy vajayjay is beyond me. thats just skanky. bitch needs to take some antibiotics.
This was Samantha Paytons vagina.
lol how would you know?
no girl would say that!!!
Can someone hand me the bleach so I can clean this stank up?
Actively breeding bacteria?
eat it like a fish taco
as long as you bread it with breadcrumbs u can eat it
I love smelly vag! It's nice to be able to smell the stink on my fingers a day or two after the conquest ends.
I knew that's how to describe the smell!
What's active?? The herpes??
Wash yr vag bitch
active? what is her vag, yeast? ok that's not good.
you mean fishdicks like the stink from a rotten fish vagina that transfers to your fingers or dick and can't get off for days?
Haha Lafayette is so gross
Haha does this smell infected ?
Dats tha nastiest thanggg
That fuckin raunchy.
thats fuckin sick
Lmao @ the actively infected!
4:17 - YOUR vag obviously SMELLS. I am a woman and no it is not EVER supposed to small like fish, that is gross! It's not supposed to smell like anything except skin, because that's what it is. Guys, if you meet a girl and her vag smells like fish, RUN and run far.
Fake fake fakey fake.
Oh fuck me, that's repulsive. Goooorf.
def alex golden's vag. or so I've heard..
I love the smell of fishy pussy in the morning!
So fucking gross. There are so many ways to fix that. Nasty Skank.
I'm going to fucking throw up!
Fishy smell unprotected sex = AIDS
Ohh and this is from my area code..grossss
*moans* YESS. Insert your dick into ovef and over and over. YESSS!!! HARDER! LICK MY FISH SMELLING PUSSY!!!!!
Well that what his night looked like^^^^
Yea, its pretty active......... An active case of Herpes and the Clap!!!
Fuck this stupid shit you oprah Winfrey want to be twat licking skank
The gross part is that a girl would say this, not the fact that she actually smells like fish (although if there was a chance I was having sex I would do everything I could to make sure I didn't smell like fish, or just not have sex).
My bf said mine smelled like a fish market once. Oops!
1:17, are you a virgin?
My Penis is