is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I can't turn off my feet"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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