I'm gonna have a badass scar
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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