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  • Submitted by jrenee03 on Oct 21, 11 at 12:02pm

    I have a feeling your death will be ruled as "accidental" when your wife finds out

  • Submitted by sevensevenseven on Oct 21, 11 at 2:04pm

    Girlfriends abortion should be "gambling losses". Vasectomy is an "investment".

  • Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Oct 21, 11 at 12:18pm

    Good thing you got rid of it so we didn't have another fucker like you in this world. You are a true shit bag. ;)

  • Submitted by Mercen on Oct 21, 11 at 12:08pm

    You DO realize that you now have a paper trail connecting you to the girlfriend and possibly an abortion clinic? I'll keep my fingers crossed your wife is smart enough to hire a PI to bust your tasteless ass.

  • Submitted by ltsmash on Oct 21, 11 at 1:00pm

    $10 says she accidentally reads this text on your phone, so you're still fucked

  • Submitted by EvryDyImShffln on Oct 21, 11 at 12:03pm

    Wow what a fucking prick!

  • Submitted by emnik on Oct 21, 11 at 12:08pm

    Pathetic.

  • Submitted by MsNissa on Oct 21, 11 at 1:09pm

    You're the reason women hate men

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      Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 21, 11 at 2:05pm

      And yet you still let us inside you despite your hate for us. What's that say for your self-respect? Or your integrity for that matter?

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 22, 11 at 3:26am

        *face palm* your description of sex leads me to believe you've never had any.

    • 36 43
      Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 21, 11 at 2:07pm

      So unless you're a rug-munchin' extrodinaire, you don't have a leg to stand on.

  • Submitted by girlsurfer1 on Oct 21, 11 at 1:14pm

    Cash loser! No paper trail is the whole idea. You'd be a shitty spy.

  • Submitted by calsul19 on Oct 21, 11 at 12:12pm

    scum

  • Submitted by colan08 on Oct 21, 11 at 12:12pm

    So we're all aware of two more assholes in the world now. Great.

  • Submitted by debi888 on Oct 21, 11 at 1:26pm

    You are one skanky mother fucker.

  • Submitted by sexyOL on Oct 21, 11 at 12:04pm

    i see someone has morals.

  • Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 21, 11 at 1:03pm

    Low class, OP. Karma is a bitch, and now she has your number!

  • Submitted by Gooli on Oct 21, 11 at 2:03pm

    I'm just praying that your wife finds out and cuts your junk off! #justsaying

  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 21, 11 at 12:40pm

    You didn't use protection in a non-monogamous relationship? You paid for an abortion with something other than cash for a pregnancy that might not have been yours? I think you meant to say your future ex-wife's future financial advisor. I have to think this is fake, nobody is that stupid.

  • Submitted by lfarally on Oct 21, 11 at 3:12pm

    Dude, that's fucked up

  • Submitted by karma13 on Oct 21, 11 at 1:07pm

    POS.

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 21, 11 at 2:09pm

    Ya'll should be ashamed of yourselves for both parts of that ordeal!

  • 95 66
    Submitted by shortysf21 on Oct 21, 11 at 9:11pm

    Dick

  • 82 45
    Submitted by h3li0 on Oct 21, 11 at 1:38pm

    Gross.

  • 87 73
    Submitted by cardtitan on Oct 21, 11 at 2:07pm

    beyond fake....

  • 80 60
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 22, 11 at 1:33am

    You are the epitome of douchebagness.

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 21, 11 at 12:52pm

    You people act like women don't do stupid shit like this too. They're far more scandalous than guys.

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    Submitted by hotmama66 on Oct 21, 11 at 8:49pm

    Scumbag wrap your shit up!!!!!

  • Submitted by KChavez90 on Oct 21, 11 at 5:13pm

    We all know you're going to hell.

  • 58 32
    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Oct 22, 11 at 8:21am

    @777 epic. Well said.

  • 67 50
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 22, 11 at 1:30am

    You are the epitome of douchebagness.

  • 67 50
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 22, 11 at 1:29am

    You are the epitome of douchebagness

  • 63 47
    Submitted by highestof5s on Oct 22, 11 at 8:47pm

    I hope your wife files your funeral costs under investments.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by goofytraumatic on Oct 22, 11 at 1:26am

    Thats some advisor you got there. Covering your stupid ass :)

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Freeman42 on Oct 27, 11 at 4:42pm

    Your financial advisor is brilliant. You, however, are a terrible person.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 21, 11 at 1:57pm

    Regardless of infidelity, those should always be considered investments

  • 46 58
    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Oct 22, 11 at 8:24am

    @ porksword yes, sadly they can be... I teach college freshmen.

  • 59 86
    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 21, 11 at 1:04pm

    @porksword, people will surprise you with their levels of stupidity. -_-

  • 58 91
    Submitted by sethtravis37 on Oct 21, 11 at 2:23pm

    bad ass

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Oct 23, 11 at 1:04pm

    This reminds me of the time a guy came out to skydive and brought his girlfriend. Two weeks later, he comes back for his second jump, and brought his wife. He called in advance to ask us not to act like we knew him. He's managed to keep the wife oblivious for two years. No word on if his mistress knows. No one has asked. Nice guy otherwise.

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    Submitted by blueford on Oct 21, 11 at 11:43pm

    That's how we do in Texas...

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    Submitted by selisa91 on Oct 1, 12 at 8:14am

    Can we get this financial advisors name so we know never ever to use him? apparently has a side business protecting scumbags who don't deserve it from their wives who don't deserve to be treated like shit.

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    Submitted by Memphis on Mar 21, 12 at 11:50pm

    Epic failure, you sack of shit.

  • 50 85
    Submitted by somoney1 on Oct 21, 11 at 8:55pm

    That is fucking rad, high five

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Rohlex32 on Oct 21, 11 at 8:32pm

    What a good advisor! And that is a true investment

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    Submitted by jamal0000007 on Apr 26, 14 at 12:06am

    Good man

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    Submitted by killaken on Oct 21, 11 at 2:11pm

    I agree with porks. No way this is real.

  • Submitted by yaken812 on Oct 21, 11 at 12:19pm

    Sweet! That such an outcome is possible makes me happy to be alive. Rock on, bad boy!