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  • I have a feeling your death will be ruled as "accidental" when your wife finds out

    Submitted by jrenee03 on Oct 21, 11 at 12:02pm
  • Girlfriends abortion should be "gambling losses". Vasectomy is an "investment".

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Oct 21, 11 at 2:04pm
  • You DO realize that you now have a paper trail connecting you to the girlfriend and possibly an abortion clinic? I'll keep my fingers crossed your wife is smart enough to hire a PI to bust your tasteless ass.

    Submitted by Mercen on Oct 21, 11 at 12:08pm
  • Good thing you got rid of it so we didn't have another fucker like you in this world. You are a true shit bag. ;)

    Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Oct 21, 11 at 12:18pm
  • $10 says she accidentally reads this text on your phone, so you're still fucked

    Submitted by ltsmash on Oct 21, 11 at 1:00pm
  • Wow what a fucking prick!

    Submitted by EvryDyImShffln on Oct 21, 11 at 12:03pm
  • You're the reason women hate men

    Submitted by MsNissa on Oct 21, 11 at 1:09pm
    • And yet you still let us inside you despite your hate for us. What's that say for your self-respect? Or your integrity for that matter?

      Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 21, 11 at 2:05pm
      • *face palm* your description of sex leads me to believe you've never had any.

        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 22, 11 at 3:26am
    • So unless you're a rug-munchin' extrodinaire, you don't have a leg to stand on.

      Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 21, 11 at 2:07pm
  • Pathetic.

    Submitted by emnik on Oct 21, 11 at 12:08pm
  • Cash loser! No paper trail is the whole idea. You'd be a shitty spy.

    Submitted by girlsurfer1 on Oct 21, 11 at 1:14pm
  • So we're all aware of two more assholes in the world now. Great.

    Submitted by colan08 on Oct 21, 11 at 12:12pm
  • Low class, OP. Karma is a bitch, and now she has your number!

    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 21, 11 at 1:03pm
  • You are one skanky mother fucker.

    Submitted by debi888 on Oct 21, 11 at 1:26pm
  • scum

    Submitted by calsul19 on Oct 21, 11 at 12:12pm
  • You didn't use protection in a non-monogamous relationship? You paid for an abortion with something other than cash for a pregnancy that might not have been yours? I think you meant to say your future ex-wife's future financial advisor. I have to think this is fake, nobody is that stupid.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 21, 11 at 12:40pm
  • I'm just praying that your wife finds out and cuts your junk off! #justsaying

    Submitted by Gooli on Oct 21, 11 at 2:03pm
  • i see someone has morals.

    Submitted by sexyOL on Oct 21, 11 at 12:04pm
  • POS.

    Submitted by karma13 on Oct 21, 11 at 1:07pm
  • Ya'll should be ashamed of yourselves for both parts of that ordeal!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 21, 11 at 2:09pm
  • Dude, that's fucked up

    Submitted by lfarally on Oct 21, 11 at 3:12pm
  • Dick

    Submitted by shortysf21 on Oct 21, 11 at 9:11pm
  • beyond fake....

    Submitted by cardtitan on Oct 21, 11 at 2:07pm
  • Gross.

    Submitted by h3li0 on Oct 21, 11 at 1:38pm
  • You people act like women don't do stupid shit like this too. They're far more scandalous than guys.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 21, 11 at 12:52pm
  • We all know you're going to hell.

    Submitted by KChavez90 on Oct 21, 11 at 5:13pm
  • Scumbag wrap your shit up!!!!!

    Submitted by hotmama66 on Oct 21, 11 at 8:49pm
  • You are the epitome of douchebagness.

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 22, 11 at 1:33am
  • @777 epic. Well said.

    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Oct 22, 11 at 8:21am
  • You are the epitome of douchebagness.

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 22, 11 at 1:30am
  • I hope your wife files your funeral costs under investments.

    Submitted by highestof5s on Oct 22, 11 at 8:47pm
  • You are the epitome of douchebagness

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 22, 11 at 1:29am
  • Your financial advisor is brilliant. You, however, are a terrible person.

    Submitted by Freeman42 on Oct 27, 11 at 4:42pm
  • Thats some advisor you got there. Covering your stupid ass :)

    Submitted by goofytraumatic on Oct 22, 11 at 1:26am
  • Regardless of infidelity, those should always be considered investments

    Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 21, 11 at 1:57pm
  • Epic failure, you sack of shit.

    Submitted by Memphis on Mar 21, 12 at 11:50pm
  • @porksword, people will surprise you with their levels of stupidity. -_-

    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 21, 11 at 1:04pm
  • @ porksword yes, sadly they can be... I teach college freshmen.

    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Oct 22, 11 at 8:24am
  • Can we get this financial advisors name so we know never ever to use him? apparently has a side business protecting scumbags who don't deserve it from their wives who don't deserve to be treated like shit.

    Submitted by selisa91 on Oct 1, 12 at 8:14am
  • bad ass

    Submitted by sethtravis37 on Oct 21, 11 at 2:23pm
  • That's how we do in Texas...

    Submitted by blueford on Oct 21, 11 at 11:43pm
  • I agree with porks. No way this is real.

    Submitted by killaken on Oct 21, 11 at 2:11pm
  • This reminds me of the time a guy came out to skydive and brought his girlfriend. Two weeks later, he comes back for his second jump, and brought his wife. He called in advance to ask us not to act like we knew him. He's managed to keep the wife oblivious for two years. No word on if his mistress knows. No one has asked. Nice guy otherwise.

    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Oct 23, 11 at 1:04pm
  • What a good advisor! And that is a true investment

    Submitted by Rohlex32 on Oct 21, 11 at 8:32pm
  • Good man

    Submitted by jamal0000007 on Apr 26, 14 at 12:06am
  • That is fucking rad, high five

    Submitted by somoney1 on Oct 21, 11 at 8:55pm
  • Sweet! That such an outcome is possible makes me happy to be alive. Rock on, bad boy!

    Submitted by yaken812 on Oct 21, 11 at 12:19pm