I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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