So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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