Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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