He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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