You don't have asthma, your pregnant
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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