It's Friday. Sex?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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