Say something about gay babies.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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