I'm gonna have a badass scar
Do you still have your period?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
why is half of my head shaved?
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