dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
