no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
it's like iHOP with fire
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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