My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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