I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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