just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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