SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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