She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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