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  • i'm so sick of these texts about the economy / recession. not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:14am
  • **I have no problem finding good penis. It's like I get a throbbing sensation in my vag when I am in close proximity of one. I feel like a super ho sometimes, lol.** **fixed**

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:08am
  • i might be willing to let you have some of mine for a night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:24am
  • these are tough times!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:48pm
  • I thought the punchline to this was "...and hard penises are good to cum by." I know I've heard this somewhere before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42am
  • wow, i feel bad for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:42am
  • This shit is stupid. How is this even funny? I feel bad for you though.. I'm sorry about your dull and awful 'sense of humor'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:24am
  • ...so is good vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:47pm
  • You are in Vt and probably look like a cow. Or A Teddy Bear. You smell like Cabot cheese. No question that you are obese. Ben and what's-his-face? You want penis.Get awayyyyyyyy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:30am
  • i hope i run into 1103 someday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:59am
  • @11:14 U must live off of your parents.... spoiled ass brat!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:11am
  • I have no problem finding good penis. It's like I get a throbbing sensation in my vag when I am in close proximity of one. I feel like a super hero sometimes, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:03am
  • Maybe you are ugly. Supply and demand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:53am
  • I just had a great one. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:37am