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  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:30am

    You are in Vt and probably look like a cow. Or A Teddy Bear. You smell like Cabot cheese. No question that you are obese. Ben and what's-his-face? You want penis.Get awayyyyyyyy.

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:14am

    i'm so sick of these texts about the economy / recession. not funny.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42am

    I thought the punchline to this was "...and hard penises are good to cum by." I know I've heard this somewhere before.

  • 55 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:48pm

    these are tough times!

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:24am

    i might be willing to let you have some of mine for a night

  • 50 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:24am

    This shit is stupid. How is this even funny? I feel bad for you though.. I'm sorry about your dull and awful 'sense of humor'.

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:42am

    wow, i feel bad for you.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:59am

    i hope i run into 1103 someday

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:47pm

    ...so is good vagina.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:08am

    **I have no problem finding good penis. It's like I get a throbbing sensation in my vag when I am in close proximity of one. I feel like a super ho sometimes, lol.** **fixed**

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:11am

    @11:14 U must live off of your parents.... spoiled ass brat!!

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:37am

    I just had a great one. :)

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:53am

    Maybe you are ugly. Supply and demand.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:03am

    I have no problem finding good penis. It's like I get a throbbing sensation in my vag when I am in close proximity of one. I feel like a super hero sometimes, lol.