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  • 50 35
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 19, 11 at 6:11pm

    Because Darwin was right,

  • 50 36
    Submitted by abigaillee on Dec 19, 11 at 4:45pm

    Because it was a good idea.

  • 42 28
    Submitted by mthib on Dec 19, 11 at 8:06pm

    I bet it came out your nose...

  • 41 35
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 19, 11 at 9:28pm

    Dumbest text yet

  • 43 46
    Submitted by benjizzlenizzle1 on Dec 19, 11 at 5:12pm

    Since you can formulate coherent texts when you're "dead". Stupid

  • 39 41
    Submitted by tequiladevil on Dec 20, 11 at 2:25am

    Because monkey chugs are the sign of a true champion. And as history has shown jesus being a prime example if people don't think you've died then your fetes meant nothing

  • 36 46
    Submitted by laxplayer4488 on Dec 19, 11 at 7:29pm

    I've done that with a 20 ft beer bong...man up lol