I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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Because it was a good idea.
Because Darwin was right,
I bet it came out your nose...
Because monkey chugs are the sign of a true champion. And as history has shown jesus being a prime example if people don't think you've died then your fetes meant nothing
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Since you can formulate coherent texts when you're "dead". Stupid
I've done that with a 20 ft beer bong...man up lol