i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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