I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
