If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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